Now That I'm Rich They Give Me Coffee

Title: Now That I'm Rich They Give Me Coffee
Summary: Arthur's a rock star, Merlin doesn't live under a rock, Morgana's badass, and Will is the worst best friend ever.
A/N: For this kinkme_merlin prompt: Arthur is famous, but he still visits his local cafe every morning. Merlin is another regular who gains Arthur's favour by purposely never noticing that the other regular is famous.
Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin.

( Why are you my best friend again? )

Map Our Escape

Title: Map Our Escape
Summary: Arthur feels tied down and unhappy with his life, so he throws a dart at a map--and ends up in Ealdor.
A/N: Title and beginning quote from "Street Lights" by The Bay State. From this prompt on kinkeme_merlin: Arthur's had enough and needs to get away from Uther, his bossy sister, his overbearing fiance/girlfried etc etc. So he literally sticks a pin in a map and sets his sat nav to the co-ordinates... Guess who lives in the very house in the little village he winds up in.
Disclaimer: I do not own Merlin.

( It begins with a map. )

Dedication

Title: Dedication
Summary: In which Merlin and Morgana have a lot of sex, but Merlin falls in love with Arthur anyway.
A/N: From this kinkme_merlin prompt: Merlin is a first-time author hoping to get published, but his publisher tells him he needs more "real life experience" (ie. have sex with a woman) because the book requires more romance. Merlin meets Morgana and decides to seduce her. He also meets Arthur, who knows exactly what's going on. Merlin ends up getting the "experience" from Morgana, but winds up getting the romance from Arthur.
Disclaimer: I do not own Merlin. And "Too loud, very unseemly" belongs to The Great Joss Whedon.

( Gwen! My editor wants me to have sex with a woman! )