A Metaphor of Human Bloody Existence

Title: A Metaphor of Human Bloody Existence
Wordcount: ~19,500 (good heavens)
Summary: In which Merlin and Arthur (and others) band together to fight evil on the advice of a can of peas.
A/N: Inspired by this kinkme_merlin prompt. Title from Terry Pratchett's "Guards! Guards!" It's ... there is really no excuse for this, and it is half the length it potentially could have been (so there might be deleted scenes at some later date if I am so inclined, especially because Gwaine and Freya insisted on sort of shipping themselves and I didn't get to explore it as much as I wanted ...). But I had fun writing it, so I hope you have fun reading it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Merlin.

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Part Three

A Metaphor of Human Bloody Existence, part 2

Continued from Part One. Summary and AN are there.

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Part Three

A Metaphor of Human Bloody Existence, part 3

Part One (contains summary and AN)
Part Two

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